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Funny Bidness: Da Album is the first comedy album by American actor and comedian Mike Epps, released on October 27, 2009, by E1 Music. The album has appearances by Young Dro, Slim Thug, Too Short, DJ Quik, Flo Rida, Snoop Dogg, Young Jeezy, among others.
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